was on the 11th and i am now 15. i feel awesome and different...

and a hell of a lot more tired.

god.

anyway this has been my week -

1. my computer mouse only scrolls up. this has led me to discover something very important: i never scroll up. having a computer mouse that can't go down is like having an elevator that can't go up: it's only good for the second leg of the trip. which means it's useless. i need a new one.

2. i saw a legless dude on a skateboard. it was awesome.

3. the largest woman i have ever seen sat next to me on the bus when it was like, 100 degrees outside (even though it's november and i live in canada. what the hell?!) and crushed me up against the window for about 20 minutes. there were two things that made me uncomfortable about this. one was that i was pressed up against another human being which is creepy enough and the other was that i was covered in someone else's stomach. i hate the bus.


4. you know that guy on the freeway who drives his car like Speed Racer on crack and weaves in and out of lanes going thirty miles an hour faster than you? i know him. i live with him. i have been in his car. i think the experience gave me a heart murmur.

5. i have figured out why i am so clingy and why i hold hands with boys i've only known for about 3 hours. (he started it!!) it's some sort of loser machination. i will expand on this when i have learned more.

i currently hate everything and i'm still kindof sick. life is so dumb.

i'm sick! i nearly lost my voice last night, and again today. however, i've been gargling salt water every hour, 15 minutes past and in a few years i'm going to be bigger and stronger and my skin will clear up (it's pretty clear already!) and my lanky flabby girl body will be sculpted into that of a god. i'll save the world with song and turn you on with my smile. you'll find me curing lepers on the weekends and making babies in the morning. i'll be stocked, dropped, and ready to go at a moment's whisper. however, for now, seeing as mu brother has pre-ordered L4D, i have access to the demo early, and if you want to talk to me you'll have to peel my white-knuckled fingers off the trigger and tear me away from my trail of zombie devastation.

of witty journal commentary. my friend got a graphic tablet so i'm jealous but i've got a better camera the she does so she can suck my left one. i'll stick to photography and traditional art, thanks.

haha, yeah i'm bitter.

ps.

it's 10:10 in the PM and i'm afraid i'm just a personality of someone with multiple personality disorder.



- state as many interesting (and completely true) facts as you can about yourself and tag 8 people to do the same.

(i tag anoyone who freaking reads this xD)

1. my mouth is constantly sore because i'm always chewing the insde of my cheek.

2. sometimes, i push my glasses up by wiggling my nose.

3. i'm always chewing my nails so i put on fake ones.

4. i love going to the beach on a cold day.

5. i hate loud noises.

6. never been drunk/never been high and never plan to though i have feeling shit's gonna hit the fan one day.

7. if you'd let me, i could sleep all day.

8. my mom is a ginger. i'm so glad i got my dad's genes.

9. i feel strangely happy when i listen to "time of your life" by green day.

10. i'm nervous all the time.

11. i'm scared to death of situations i can't get out of. (like gettig held down and tickled)

12. i notice spelling and grammar mistakes immediately. if i notice a mistake in my own writing, that I've shown to someone, i become very embarrassed.

13. i spend too much money on food. i enjoy eating.

14. i want to run away and travel because i'm bored.

15. i have depression, social anxiety, insomnia (sometimes) and avoidant personality disorder.

16. i flirt with people and i don't even know it.

17. there's been a boy that has shown up in all of my dreams lately and i wish i knew who he was/is. and i wonder if he's real or not.

18. i'm one of those people that hates throwing useless things away, just in case they one day come in handy. but I aspire to be a minimalist. i fail.

19. i have a theory that everything really isn't what it seems.

20. i'm probably never going to have sex.

21. i have a romantic soft-spot for arrogant assholes.

22. i love the feeling when you make somebody laugh. not like giggle, fall about laughing. it's the best feeling ever. i love it, but totally deny it, when people think i'm funny.

23. i love stand up comedy.

24. my work ethic is inconsistent. i get in moods where i won't quit until something is done, and the next task i attempt goes untouched for days or weeks on end.

25. i think those assholes who did that stupid queer eye show should be strung up by their balls for furthering the stereotype that gay men like clothes shopping.

26. i have no idea what i want to do with my life and all my parents do is pressure me.

27. people are quick to judge me because i'm quiet in class.

28. I like to pretend that the world is enchanted; the rustle in the grass is a gremlin scurrying, crickets are conversing about the weather through their songs, and trees are wise and protective. Maybe I've just watched and read too many fairy tales

29. i'm a very stereotypical scorpio.

30. i'm a hopeless romantic even though i wish i wasn't.

31. a few people in the past have told me i'm aloof, distant, or just genuienly cold but the truth is, i just don't usually care enough to pay attention. That, or i'm to busy silently losing my mind over something.

- If I were a month, I would be: December.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday.
- If I were a time of day, I would be: 2:45 AM.
- If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be: a humpback whale.
- If I were a direction, I would be: Up.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: That old worn out rocking chair that squeaks when you swing.
- If I were a sin, I would be: Envy.
- If I were a historical figure I would be: Albert Einstein.
- If I were a liquid, I would be: A Green Demon, aka vodka, rum, melon liqueur and lemonade.
- If I were a stone, I would be: Blue Lace Agate.
- If I were a tree, I would be: Old and gigantic, will hundreds of rings.
- If I were a bird, I would be: Sparkling Violetear Hummingbird.
- If I were a tool, I would be: A wrench.
- If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Bird of Paradise.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A sunny but extremely chilly day.
- If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A Moon Woman. (A woman who lays eggs, and sits on them, hatching giants.)
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Hocchiku flute.
- If I were an animal, I would be: A mouse.
- If I were a colour, I would be: Turquiouse.
- If I were an emotion, I would be: Both delight and anxiety.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be: A cauliflower.
- If I were a sound, I would be: The drip drip drip of a leaking faucet.
- If I were an element, I would be: Metal or Air.
- If I were a car, I would be: an electric one.
- If I were a song, I would be: Birds by Kate Nash.
- If I were a movie, I would be: This Is England.
- If I were a book, I would be written by: E. E. Cummings.
- If I were a food, I would be: Something hot and spicy.
- If I were a place, I would be: Quiet but busy..and fun.
- If I were a taste, I would be: Sour.
- If I were a scent, I would be: Something that makes you sleepy.
- If I were a religion, I would be: accepted of everyone.
- If I were a word, I would be: jubilation.
- If I were a body part, I would be: your pinky finger!
- If I were a facial expression, I would be: calmness or indifferece.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be: Anthropology.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Alice in Wonderland.
- If I were a shape, I would be: A half circle.
- If I were a number, I would be: 0
- If I were an item of clothing, I would be: worn out jeans from years ago that you can't get rid of.
- If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: a quiet pearl necklace.
- If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: socks.

Ahahahahaaaa...

usually advertised on tv.

I want you.
I want all of you.
You dice, you juliane, you flip, you cook it and bake it. You find me true love. At the same time. You are always shiny, new and improved and willing to solve my problems, in and out of the kitchen.
And I love it.of $19.95 just to touch you and place you in the kitchen cabinet and probably never actually never touch you again because I honestly can't cook.
I am a consumer whore.
Informercials on at 3:31 in the morning are the worst things for me to ever watch.