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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 4, 2008, 7:27 PM
  • Listening to: Hide & Seek - DJ eXeCute
  • Watching: Some informercial.
  • Eating: Rye bread with CheeseWhiz.
  • Drinking: Nightynight Tea.
I really shouldn't have a journal because I'm just going to post surveys.

SUCKERS.

:iconbeautyclub: :icontreesclub: :iconunder16photographers:

BASIC

Name: Chelsea
Age: Whatever age I feel like being.
Height: 5'7 and 1/2
Weight: SHUT UP ASSHOLE.
Birthday: November 11th.
Birthplace: In an alley way.
Current Location: Canada, eh buddy?
School/Grade: Grade 10.
Zodiac Sign: SCORPIO OWNZ U.
Chinese Zodiac sign: Rooster or something.
Righty or lefty: Righty.
Haircolor: Superblonde.
Eyecolor: Blue-green.

ABOUT YOU

What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc): Mom, dad brother & nana.
Any Pets: 3.
If So, What Are They: A dog and two mice.
Favorite Relative: MY AUNT JO.
Least Favorite Relative: Umm, my nana.
What's Your Heritage/Race?: British on my father's side and Inuit on my mother's side.
Political Affilation?: I hate politics..

LOVE AND SEX

Sexuality: I DUNNO MAN.
Are You In A Relationship Now: ..Go die.
If So, With Whom: MY HAND, BILL. SAY HI BILL!
For How Long?: Since forever.
Are You In Love?: With my hand? Yes. Of course.
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: Yeah on my other hand..Gill.
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex: WHAT.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss: I haven't yet, asshole.
Virgin: Yes please.
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: I was only a fetus..
Was It Enjoyable?: I don't know, I was a ZYGOTE. (Which is pretty sick when you think about it.)
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: I will kill you.

YOUR FRIENDS

Best?: Sarina and Kate.
More Guys Or Girls: Guys make better friends.
Love Them All: Sure, whatever.
Any You Wish You Were Closer To: Katherine, but that'll never happen. I don't think she likes me anymore ROFL.
Oldest: Nat.
Newest: Uhh, haven't made a friend in a long while.

THIS OR THAT

Boxers or Briefs: Boxer briefs.
Thongs or G-Strings?: I always thought they were the same thing. D;
Shorts or Pants: Pants.
Shoes or Barefeet: Barefeet.
Books or Movies: BOTH.
Night or Day: Day.
Dark or Light: Light.
Mountains or Beach: BEACH.
Snow or Sun: Sun.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, because Coke goes flat quicker.
Guys or Girls: Girl-boys.
Swim or Surf: Swim.

FOR OR AGAINST

Gay Marriage: Support.
Abortion: I'm PRO-CHOICE.I'm not for abortion, I'm for y'know, CHOICE and all that.
Bush Getting Re-elected: Damn rednecks.
Suicide: is painless. Do it, everyone should!
War: Against.
Pants: I don't . . know.
Clothes: Support!
Penises: ALL FOR 'EM, WOOOOOOO!

FAVORITES

Color: Turquoise.
Holiday: Christmas.
Movie: Running with Scissors.
Book: Fantasy!
Food: Anything sour and tangy and spicy!
Drink: Green tea.
TV Show: Kenny vs Spenny.
Band: Stars.
Video Game: Grand Theft Auto!
Anime/Manga: Death Note, Claymore, Fruits Basket, Loveless..etc.
Pants: Skinnies.
Actor: Johnny Depp.
Actress: Nicole Kidman.
Flower: Umm, birds or paradise.
Animal: SMALL THINGS!
Cookie: Chocolate chip.

THE FUTURE

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: Heroin addict.
Want To Get Married: Nah.
Want To Have Kids: Ew, no.
Where Do You Want To Live: IN THE SLUMS.
Where Do You Want To Get Married: Drive thru marriage, baby.
How Do You Want To Die: With a bang. And knowing that I was going to die. But not suicide.

MORE ABOUT ME

Piercings: Yes.
Tattoos: Not yet.
Smoke: Nope.
Drink: Well duh. I'm dumb but not a dweeb.
Do Drugs: Not yet.
Skinny Dip: Nah.
Greatest Fear: Being lame.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
Go To Church: Ahaha, no.
Religion: Ain't got one.
Scars: Mostly on my legs.
CDs Owned: Over 100 by now..
Collections? BOOKS.
Like To Be Naked: All the time.
Ever Eaten Sushi: YUP.
An Entire Case Of Oreos: :)
Been On Stage: Yeah.
Danced In The Rain: When I can.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex: Nah.
Weirdest Dream: Something to do with dalmations and dinosaurs and dinosaurs turning into dalmations and my mom and brother eating them raw.
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True: Ummm, I want a kitty?
Think You're Attractive: Ahaha no..
Shoplifted: ..Dollarama doesn't have alarms..
Been Caught "Doing Something": WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, STUPID SURVEY?!
Like Thunderstorms: I like the lights but not the noise.
Favorite Shoes: Converse.
Best Advice Given: Shut up and get over it.
Worst Advice Given: Shut up and get over it.
Favourite Song Lyric: Umm, something by Bob Dylan.
Glad This Is Over: Yeah. :)


Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14
  • Current Residence: Ontario
  • Interests: Sleeping, eating & being lazy
  • Favourite movie: This Is England. Moving peice !
  • Favourite band or musician: Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod !
  • Favourite game: Grand Theft Auto 4
  • Personal Quote: And then it hit me; I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
  • Tools of the Trade: A camera and a notepad.

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Devious Comments

~noycEH:iconnoycEH: 26 minutes 55 seconds ago
Hello there :wave:!
Welcome to the Deviant :glomp:



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*R727:iconR727: 18 hours 4 minutes ago
Thanks for the fav~! :heart:

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~Jahblessme:iconJahblessme: 21 hours 26 minutes ago
thanks a lot :)

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~the-boy-with-a-coin:iconthe-boy-with-a-coin: 22 hours 2 minutes ago
Thanks so much for the fav!
I appreciate it. :)

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=TreesClub:iconTreesClub: 1 day 14 hours ago
:clap: :w00t: :clap:

Welcome to the Club :boogie:
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Thank You so much for adding our club to your Friends List!

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~Zanaris:iconZanaris: 2 days 2 hours ago
Your very welcome for the comments, your gallery is awesomeness. So I'm gonna have to watch ya lol. Much Love.

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~MayFaye:iconMayFaye: 3 days 12 hours ago
thanks for the fav, glad you like it.
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Thanks for the fav.

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~Neo-Tori:iconNeo-Tori: 3 days 20 hours ago
Thanks for the fave =3

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I would tell you I've lost my mind, but that would imply that I had it at one point, so lets just say Im crazy, shall we?
~SammYJD:iconSammYJD: 4 days 8 hours ago
Thanx for the faves

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thanks very much. =)

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Vampires! Necromancers! Little kids! Psychos!
~KeBaPPi:iconKeBaPPi: Jun 25, 2008, 5:58:41 AM
Thank you for fav :hug:

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~Dangeroushot:iconDangeroushot: Jun 24, 2008, 8:47:25 PM
Nice gallery :)

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*Phurry:iconPhurry: Jun 22, 2008, 11:33:31 PM
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~je-suis-rien:iconje-suis-rien: Jun 20, 2008, 6:05:25 PM
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Thank you for faving my picture
~MERCEDEEZ:iconMERCEDEEZ: Jun 16, 2008, 3:43:45 PM
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*butter-a-fly:iconbutter-a-fly: Jun 15, 2008, 3:17:25 PM
thank you so much for the fav!!! :hug:

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~Suprememark:iconSuprememark: Jun 15, 2008, 11:54:52 AM
thnx for the fav dude! :star:
~ashleyenchanted:iconashleyenchanted: Jun 15, 2008, 1:57:34 AM
thankyou for the comment ! and yes, cat eyes ! though, if you take off all the editing, they would be yellow rather than green. :) xox.