was on the 11th and i am now 15. i feel awesome and different...

and a hell of a lot more tired.

god.

anyway this has been my week -

1. my computer mouse only scrolls up. this has led me to discover something very important: i never scroll up. having a computer mouse that can't go down is like having an elevator that can't go up: it's only good for the second leg of the trip. which means it's useless. i need a new one.

2. i saw a legless dude on a skateboard. it was awesome.

3. the largest woman i have ever seen sat next to me on the bus when it was like, 100 degrees outside (even though it's november and i live in canada. what the hell?!) and crushed me up against the window for about 20 minutes. there were two things that made me uncomfortable about this. one was that i was pressed up against another human being which is creepy enough and the other was that i was covered in someone else's stomach. i hate the bus.


4. you know that guy on the freeway who drives his car like Speed Racer on crack and weaves in and out of lanes going thirty miles an hour faster than you? i know him. i live with him. i have been in his car. i think the experience gave me a heart murmur.

5. i have figured out why i am so clingy and why i hold hands with boys i've only known for about 3 hours. (he started it!!) it's some sort of loser machination. i will expand on this when i have learned more.

i currently hate everything and i'm still kindof sick. life is so dumb.